2006-08-12 - My New Digs. 2006-05-16 - Crazy. 2006-05-09 - Two Steps Backwards Often Means Five Steps Forward. 2006-04-25 - Country Roads Often Take Me Home. 2006-04-14 - Why Am I Here? 2006-04-07 - Sisterhood. 2006-04-05 - False Anniversary. 2006-03-24 - Goodbyes. 2006-03-18 - Spontaneity Is Not My Middle Name. But I’m Trying. 2006-03-16 - Mothers And Daughters, Oy Vey. 2006-03-11 - A Patchwork Day. 2006-03-09 - The Many Ways I Pay. 2006-03-04 - Mediocrity. 2006-03-02 - PostCon Blues. 2006-02-28 - Planes, Trains And Automobiles. 2006-02-18 - I’m Throwing Down My Dance Card. 2006-02-17 - Life Is What Happens When You’re Not Looking. 2006-02-14 - On Being Short. 2006-02-08 - Where Am I Now? 2006-02-07 - I Have More To Say. Imagine That. 2006-02-05 - The Other Side Of The Tracks. 2006-02-02 - Memorable Moments. 2006-01-28 - Double Edged Sword. 2006-01-25 - Dashed Dreams. 2006-01-19 - Mixing Things Up. 2006-01-18 - Inside Out. 2006-01-17 - Misdirected Pass. 2006-01-16 - Drama And The Dentist. 2006-01-14 - Wild Lizards, Oh My. 2006-01-07 - What Feeds Us? 2006-01-03 - It’s A New Day. Every Day. 2006-01-01 - The Blank Slate Of 2006. 2005-12-31 - The Year of 2005. Hmm. 2005-12-30 - Resolutions. 2005-12-29 - Sudden Inspiration. 2005-12-28 - The Road Less Traveled. 2005-12-25 - Christmas In December. 2005-12-24 - I Stand Accused. 2005-12-24 - Sex In The City. Without The Sex. Or The City. But, With The “In”. Counts For Something, Right? 2005-12-17 - A Little Bit Of The Grinch. 2005-12-16 - Hidden Grief. 2005-12-14 - Ten-Four Good Buddy, Over And Out. 2005-12-13 - My Ancestors. Suddenly, We’re Quite Close. And, Not In A Good Way. 2005-12-11 - A Table For Two. 2005-12-10 - Origins. 2005-12-08 - Lunch? 2005-12-07 - Directions. 2005-12-06 - My First Kiss. 2005-12-01 - Doctor, Doctor, Give Me The Pews. 2005-11-30 - Know Your Limits. 2005-11-29 - Wise Word. 2005-11-27 - Thanksgiving Leftovers. 2005-11-24 - Dear Dad. 2005-11-23 - Al a Surprise. 2005-11-22 - Over Exposure. 2005-11-21 - Remarkable Moments. 2005-11-20 - Weekend Roundup. 2005-11-19 - News Brief. 2005-11-15 - When Hindsight Becomes Foresight. 2005-11-14 - Important Things. 2005-11-13 - The Importance Of Being Earnest. 2005-11-12 - I Need To Start Living. 2005-11-11 - I’d Rather Be Spot On Than Perfect. 2005-11-10 - Jaded. 2005-11-07 - King Of The Road. 2005-11-06 - Easy Question, Tough Answer. 2005-11-05 - Person vs. Persona. 2005-11-03 - Colliding Worlds. 2005-11-02 - The LUV Tribe. 2005-11-01 - Neither Here Nor There Just Everywhere. 2005-10-31 - A Perfect Storm. 2005-10-29 - JournalCon 2005 Part Three. 2005-10-28 - JournalCon 2005 Part Two. 2005-10-27 - JournalCon 2005. Wow. Whoa. 2005-10-19 - What? It’s Not About Work? Sign Me Up. Quick. 2005-10-17 - The Interweaving Threads Of Life Are Interesting. 2005-10-16 - It’s Like Going To Disneyland But Better. 2005-10-14 - Overreaching. 2005-10-13 - When Asshole Is Too Kind Of A Word. 2005-10-12 - True Power. 2005-10-09 - Two Days Of Shopping, Oh My. 2005-10-07 - Doctor Do Little Is Often Doctor Do A Lot. 2005-10-06 - I Like The Beach Much Better. 2005-10-05 - Take Five. 2005-10-05 - Relationships. 2005-10-04 - A Nice Place To Be. 2005-10-02 - Back On Track. 2005-09-28 - Still Having Computer Problems. 2005-09-20 - Time Flies. 2005-08-30 - Technical Difficulties. 2005-08-23 - Racism. There's No Nice Way To Say It. Mostly Because It's Not Nice. 2005-08-17 - Elements Of Intrigue. They Punctuate My Life With Flair. 2005-08-16 - Training Camp. 2005-08-14 - Oh The Mire Of Self-Discovery. Might As Well Be Quicksand. 2005-08-11 - Where Is The Line Exactly? 2005-08-10 - Welcome Words. 2005-08-10 - Welcome Words. 2005-08-08 - Snapshots. 2005-08-03 - Trains And Tofu. 2005-08-02 - Train Tokens Of Appreciation. 2005-08-01 - I Think The Thyroid Hormones Are Kicking In. 2005-07-31 - Dear Dad. 2005-07-21 - If This Had Been A Pick-up Line, I’d Be One Of The Worst. Yet, It Would’ve Garnered My Attention. Such As It Did. 2005-07-18 - New Office Décor. 2005-07-13 - Flummoxed. 2005-07-11 - Generally Speaking, Extortion Gets My Attention. 2005-07-05 - Five Things You Don’t Need To Know About Cruel-Irony. 2005-06-26 - The Smallest Jury. 2005-06-23 - The World Is Odd. Or Maybe It’s Just Me. 2005-06-18 - A Perfect Cut. 2005-06-16 - The Third Time Is A Charm. Or A Curse? A Sign Maybe? 2005-06-14 - Unscripted Moments. 2005-06-09 - Meeting GreatNephew. 2005-06-07 - - 2005-06-02 - So It’s Christmas. 2005-05-30 - There’s Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself. 2005-05-25 - If My Feet Had Legal Standing, They’d File A Restraining Order Against Me. And, I’d Be In Violation Of That Order. 2005-05-22 - - 2005-05-17 - Photography Is Definitely Not The Proper Creative Outlet For Me. Unless You Enjoy Pure Irony. 2005-05-16 - A Lesson I Learned About “Really Huge Favors”. 2005-05-15 - When I Experience A Burst Of Energy, Why Am I Calling Myself “Spry”? 2005-05-10 - Origins. 2005-05-05 - True Independence Requires A Degree of Dependence. Ironically, Of Course. 2005-05-01 - The Things I Take For Granted. They’re Numerous And Often Obvious. 2005-04-28 - Accidental Thievery. 2005-04-27 - Sometimes I’m More Topical Than Tropical. Strange But True. 2005-04-23 - The Power Of Compassion. 2005-04-18 - Hurry Up And Wait. 2005-04-14 - We’ve All Been There. 2005-04-13 - It’s All About Context. Well, And Framing. It’s Important How You Frame Things Vis-à-vis the Context. Except When You Just Ignore All Those Restraints. 2005-04-09 - Toy Story. 2005-04-07 - Everything’s Turning Up Roses. 2005-04-04 - The Gavel Is Retired. For The Most Part Anyway. 2005-04-02 - Serendipity. 2005-03-31 - Everybody Has A Different Agenda. Some Are Just More Different Than Others. 2005-03-25 - The Great Penscapade Of 2005. 2005-03-24 - The Accidental Scofflaw. 2005-03-19 - Legacies. 2005-03-17 - Blast From The Past. 2005-03-16 - Out Of Commission. 2005-03-12 - Don’t Say The “B” Word. 2005-03-10 - Do You Remember Boot Straps? 2005-03-09 - An Interesting Day, To Say The Least. 2005-03-07 - It’s All About Perspective. 2005-03-06 - Yowzah. 2005-03-03 - The Sky Is Falling. 2005-03-01 - I'm Taking The Night Off. 2005-02-27 - Fishy Fashion. 2005-02-26 - Small Towns. 2005-02-25 - The Power Of Cellphones. 2005-02-24 - My Challenge. 2005-02-23 - One Giant Step For Mankind? Works Well For Some, Not So Much For Me. 2005-02-22 - A New Pair Of Shoes And A New Gait. That’s A Lot In One Day. Trust Me. 2005-02-21 - Sometimes, I Hate It When I’m Right. 2005-02-20 - A Sunday Like No Other. 2005-02-19 - This Time I’m Asking The Questions. 2005-02-19 - Is That My Lunch? 2005-02-17 - What Were You Like In High School? 2005-02-16 - Life In The Fast Lane. 2005-02-14 - I’ve Been Tagged. 2005-02-13 - Looking At The Past In The Present. 2005-02-09 - How’s The Weather? 2005-02-08 - Change Is Underfoot. 2005-02-07 - I’ve Never Excelled At Sports. The Dating Game Is No Exception. 2005-02-06 - Self Recordings. 2005-02-03 - The Difference Is In the Answers, Not The Questions. 2005-02-02 - Odds And Ends. 2005-02-01 - Forgotten History. 2005-01-30 - Here’s The Shortfall Of Crockpot Cooking. At Least On Sundays. 2005-01-28 - Personality. 2005-01-27 - I’m Starting To Thaw Out. 2005-01-26 - This Is Not Music To My Ears. 2005-01-25 - Straight To The Street. 2005-01-24 - Wait, What? Is That The Sun? Yes Indeed It Is. 2005-01-23 - Random Things That Freak Me Out A Little. Not A Lot, Just A Little. 2005-01-19 - Kids Say The Darnedest Things. 2005-01-18 - I Didn’t Want To Bring This Up, Yet I Can’t Let It Slide. 2005-01-16 - Hook, Line and Sinker 2005-01-13 - My TV Addiction. Let’s Talk About That. 2005-01-12 - What People Don’t Know. 2005-01-10 - Just Checking Vital Signs. 2005-01-09 - I’ve Been Sick Yet Unstoppable. 2005-01-05 - Sometimes, Honestly, I’m Just An Idiot. Like Today, For Example. 2005-01-04 - Back on Track. 2004-12-31 - 2004 Year In Review. 2004-12-30 - A Perfect Day. 2004-12-29 - Tomorrow Is Gonna Be An Interesting Day. 2004-12-28 - Introspection. 2004-12-28 - Finally, Someone Believed Me. 2004-12-26 - This Just Might Be The Best Week Ever. 2004-12-23 - Tidbits 2004-12-16 - Can You Imagine A Friend? 2004-12-15 - Virtual Virus. 2004-12-14 - Picture This. 2004-12-07 - Dear Diary. Oh Lord, Dear Diary. 2004-12-01 - I’m Off Target Unless You Hand Me A Shotgun. 2004-11-29 - What Happened To Flower Power? 2004-11-25 - Gobble Gobble. 2004-11-24 - We Are The Champions. 2004-11-23 - I Need To Get My Groove Back. 2004-11-18 - I’m My Own Muse Sometimes. 2004-11-13 - It’s A Small World. After All. 2004-11-10 - Irony Is So Cool. 2004-11-09 - I’ve Been Experiencing Some Auto Pilot Turbulence. 2004-11-06 - Rebel With A Cause. Kinda. 2004-11-01 - My Ire. It’s Up. Way Up. 2004-10-29 - What Goes Up Must Come Down. 2004-10-27 - Speaking Of Dorks. 2004-10-26 - Dorks Are Us. 2004-10-20 - I Got Kicked To The Curb. 2004-10-19 - Civic Duties 2004-10-16 - Someone Was A Little Pissy Today. 2004-10-14 - Here’s What I’m Thinking About. 2004-09-30 - I Picked Up Something Going Around 2004-09-29 - Hey Hey, Baby On The Way. 2004-09-29 - No Rest For The Weary. 2004-09-27 - The Countdown 2004-09-23 - Neurotic Feet 2004-09-20 - Hellooo, Slow Season. You’re Lookin’ Goooood. Mmhmm. 2004-08-25 - I’m Still Alive But I’m Very, Very Tired. Very. 2004-08-07 - There Are A Lot Of Gods In The World. Just For The Record, I Paid Homage To The Office Machine God Today. Uh, I Mean Everyday. I’m Fricking Building An Alter, Already Okay? 2004-07-27 - When The Planets All Line Up? Weirdness Commences. 2004-07-15 - I’m Veering, Once Again, To The Left. 2004-07-13 - I Am Now Speaking – I Think – For All the Aborted Babies In the World. I Think. 2004-07-03 - Cheap Entertainment: Family Style. 2004-07-01 - I’m A Total Wreck. A Wreck I Tell Ya. 2004-06-19 - Fun Was Had My Friend. 2004-06-19 - Sign Me Up For Fun. 2004-06-15 - Wild Kingdom Sometimes Roosts Close To Home. 2004-06-08 - What A Day. I Say. Because I Can. So I Am. 2004-06-06 - As Much As I Hate Chores In General, I Hate Grocery Shopping Specifically. With The Intensity Of The Heat Of 43 Suns. On Fire. Cubed. Plus 2. 2004-06-05 - Paybacks Are A Bitch. 2004-05-30 - What Is Up With The Pink? And Why, Pray Tell, Am I Fawning Over It? 2004-05-26 - Don’t Try This At Home, Er, Work, Kiddos. 2004-05-25 - Okay, I’m Addicted. To, Um, Soybeans. What The Hell? 2004-05-22 - I Think BostonBoston Initiated Phase One Of A Committed Brunch Relationship Today. 2004-05-20 - Fashion. 2004-05-18 - One Person’s Paradise Is Another’s Hell. 2004-05-17 - Fly Me To The Moon. 2004-05-11 - Happenstance. Sometimes, It’s Like Performance Art. On Crack. 2004-05-09 - Someone Has Too Much Time On Their Hands. 2004-05-04 - Life Is Circular. It Has Rings. Truly. 2004-05-03 - The Irony Abounds. 2004-04-28 - Often, I Speak Before I Think. Even After I Think That I Thought. About Whatnot. Or Whatever. 2004-04-27 - I Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself. 2004-04-26 - Lunch. Yeah It Can Be Complicated. 2004-04-25 - Where’s Waldo? I Mean, Like, Where Is He Right Now? Do You Know? 2004-04-22 - You Say Bacon, I Say Baaacon. Bacon All The Time. 2004-04-19 - Tacky Versus Kitschy. We’ve Got A Hung Jury, So You Decide. 2004-04-18 - Upside Down… Inside Out… Uh Huh. 2004-04-05 - I’ve Got Stuff Going On, I Tell You. Stuff, Damn It. 2004-04-01 - Are You My Mother? 2004-03-29 - Large And In Charge. Okay, Maybe Not Large Or In Charge, But I Got Stuff Done. Huge Stuff And I Was The TaskMaster. Does That Count? 2004-03-27 - Nice To Meet You, Pardon Me While I Vomit. 2004-03-20 - Technically, It’s The First Day Of Spring. However, Spring Has Already Sprung. 2004-03-20 - I Can Write Interesting Stuff Sometimes. Unfortunately, This Entry Is More Stuff Than Interesting. 2004-03-17 - Sometimes, I Ride Up On The Special Bus. 2004-03-17 - I Garnered Yet Another Title Recently. Where’s My Crown? 2004-03-15 - How To Get An Office In Four Easy Moves. 2004-03-14 - Favorites. 2004-03-13 - Big People And Big Words. Both Can Be Big Bluffs. Or Not. 2004-03-10 - I Love My New Car. 2004-03-09 - Three IS Company Sometimes. 2004-03-08 - I’m So Excited I Could, Um, Barf. Like Right Now. 2004-03-07 - Tomorrow Is A Big Day I Guess. It’s Certainly Gonna Be Bigger Than Today. That Much I Know. 2004-03-06 - The Fine Art Of Negotiating Experiences A Redundant Nervous Breakdown, Which Results In Creativity Begotten Of A Quartet Of Control Freaks. 2004-03-03 - It’s Wise To Know When To Pick Up Your Marbles And Go Home. And, Sometimes, It’s Wiser Just To Stay Home. 2004-03-02 - Intimidation. It’s An Interesting Thing. 2004-03-01 - They Can Leap Over Me, Of Course. But Can They Leap – Or Step Over – Tall Buildings? 2004-02-29 - I’m On The Road Again. 2004-02-25 - The Gods Must Be Crazy. Or, Perhaps It’s Just Me. 2004-02-24 - Come On… Join The Party. 2004-02-24 - Respect. 2004-02-22 - Weekend Interrupted. 2004-02-20 - So, They Did A TV Show About Me. Kinda. 2004-02-19 - So, There It Is. I mean, THERE IT IS. 2004-02-18 - What Goes Around Comes Around. 2004-02-16 - Is It Possible To Overdose On Reality TV Shows? 2004-02-15 - Spelunking Pachyderms. And, Whatnot. 2004-02-14 - New Monikers And New Wheels. 2004-02-12 - Uh. Okay. Whatever. 2004-02-11 - I Hate It When I Shatter My Own Illusions. 2004-02-11 - What Exactly Is Going On Next Door? 2004-02-08 - Because I’m Worth It. 2004-02-07 - If Flirting Is Wrong Then I Don’t Want To Be Right. 2004-02-07 - The Six Degrees Of Law School. Once Removed, Or Something. 2004-02-02 - I Tend To Keep A Routine. You Might Call Me “Habitual”. Or Maybe Not. 2004-02-02 - I Really Hope It Doesn’t Rain Tomorrow. 2004-01-30 - Easy Laughs. 2004-01-29 - Have You Seen, Er, Heard My Voice Anywhere? It’s Seems To Be Missing. 2004-01-28 - Coincidence? Perhaps. 2004-01-26 - It Hasn’t Even Been Three Weeks And My Insubordinate Smart-Ass Tendencies Are Already Surfacing. 2004-01-25 - Misconceptions. 2004-01-24 - Sometimes It’s Matter Over Mind, Even Though I Prefer It The Other Way Around. 2004-01-23 - Just Call Me Jodie. Or Jody. Or, You Dirty Rotten Bastard. It’s Of No Matter To Me. 2004-01-21 - Ah, The Unsuspecting. They’re So Refreshing. 2004-01-20 - It Takes Work To Be A Couch Potatoe. Or Potato. Whichever You Prefer. 2004-01-18 - I’m So Glad We Spent This Time Together. 2004-01-15 - I’ve Been Pegged. Already. 2004-01-14 - I Recognize The Writing On The Wall. And, I Should. Since It’s Mine And All. 2004-01-13 - No Rest For The Weary. None. Nada. Zero. Zilch. Are You Getting It Yet? 2004-01-11 - I Can Hardly Wait To Break A Hip. 2004-01-10 - Rude Awakenings. 2004-01-9 - From Plant Deficits To Girl’s Night Out. 2004-01-08 - Fast Forward. 2004-01-07 - I Thank Baby Jesus, Or Whomever, That I’ve Been Plucked. 2004-01-06 - Sometimes, When Opportunity Knocks On The Door, It’s Best Just To Climb Out The Back Window. 2004-01-05 - I Don’t Exist, I Persist. It Works Sometimes. 2004-01-04 - An Update About Nothing And Everything All At The Same Time. 2003-12-31 - The Year Of 2003. Buh-Bye. 2003-12-30 - And, Then I Was Abducted By Aliens. 2003-12-28 - Monster Mouth. 2003-12-27 - I’m Not Such A Good Pirate. Imagine That. 2003-12-25 - Aye Matey, Happy Holidays. 2003-12-23 - Well, This Should Be Interesting. 2003-12-21 - Thank Goodness The Strike Is Over. 2003-12-20 - Short Story Long. 2003-12-20 - Long Story Short. 2003-12-18 - If Only. 2003-12-16 - I Always Expect The Unexpected, Except When It’s Unexpected. 2003-12-16 - Just Send Me A Letter. 2003-12-13 - Sometimes The Questions, Rather Than The Answers, Are The Key. 2003-12-13 - My Love Life. Or, Whatever. 2003-12-11 - I Could Use A Muse Right About Now. One That Would Follow Me Around, Actually. 2003-12-11 - No More Reruns. 2003-12-09 - I Just Can’t Do Reruns Without Including Spud Boy. 2003-12-08 - Look! Another Rerun. 2003-12-04 - Rat Bastards. 2003-12-02 - I Often Forget That The World Doesn’t Revolve Around Me. 2003-12-02 - Parties Missed and Parties Remembered. All In The Same Day. Heh. 2003-12-01 - Did I Ever Tell You This? November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 February 2003 January 2003 December 2002 November 2002 October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 June 2002 May 2002