6:57 p.m. | 2003-05-07 Galloping Gossip. During my holiday, I caught up with GoldenBoy (GB). We used to work together but we�ve been out of contact for a few years. Lord, I�ve missed him. He�s got a rather wacky sense of humor � much like mine � and he�s very quick to laugh. Anyway, we both LOVE to talk so while we were working, we�d be gabbing away about all kinds of things, much to the chagrin of our BigBadBoss (BBB). One day we were talking about some movie we�d both seen. I no longer remember the name of it, but I think it was some Clint Eastwood movie. Whatever it was, it was set in the wild old West. This is that. (Note that I�m not being vague on purpose here, I just no longer remember the details of the movie.) (GB:) Did you see ThatMovie? (CI:) Yeah, I did. It was better than I expected. (GB:) That one part was really cool, huh? (CI:) Yeah, it was. (GB:) And, that chick in the movie� (CI:) The town whore? (GB:) Yeah, the town whore. Wasn�t it hilarious when she said that? (CI:) That was hysterical! I laughed so hard it took me a good five minutes to catch my breath� (BBB:) (Walking over to us.) Excuse me. GoldenBoy, can I see you in my office? (GB:) Sure. BBB led GB into his office and shut the door. They were in there for about ten minutes or so and then they both came back out. Here�s that. (GB:) Cruel-Irony? (CI:) Yes, GoldenBoy. (GB:) I�m sorry for sexually harassing you. (CI:) Okay. I accept your apology. With that, BBB went back into his office and closed the door. However, GB and I weren�t done talking. (Well, we�re never done talking, but that�s a whole other story.) (CI:) I must have missed something. You sexually harassed me? What the hell is that all about? (GB:) BBB said that I was sexually harassing you because I said �town whore� in front of you. (CI:) But, I said it to you first. So exactly how was it you were harassing me? (GB:) BBB said that you might think that I was calling YOU the �town whore�. (CI:) That�s not sexual harassment� that�s fucking hilarious! your thoughts? seed flower