12:25 p.m. | 2003-10-18 Hey all, you dont know me, well some of you might but I am doing an entry to cover up some previous blasphemy. I can feel God punishing me just for laughinig at it. CI in all her wisdom has asked numerous people to diarysit for her. I have decided to try and write as much in her style as is possible though so as to help you feel comfortable. Firstly today I had a conversation. It went something like this. There was me GWWICID (Guy who writes in Cruel Ironys diary) and then there was IWCS (Idiot who cooks slow). I am still hungry after imcompetencies. GWWICID: Excuse me but I ordered my breakfast an hour ago and am sort of sick of waiting. IWCS: Yours is next out sir GWWICID: Excellent Time passes IWCS:Here you are GWWICID: This isnt mine IWCS: Oh, sorry maybe yours will be next out. Anyhows, I had to leave because of this stupid job I have making me work Saturdays. So I abandoned my better half at the cafe. After four attempts at dropping off her coffee they finally got that right. They then gave her a superbig breakfast to make up for everything, all sorts of meat which she had to send back what with being a vegetarian and all (I maintain that vegetarianism is a cult). On the way here I ran into a dog which I shall call MBF (mans best friend). GWWICID: Hello puppy MBF: Grrrrrr bastard GWWICID: umm.. ok MBF: leave me alone before I bite you GWWICID: ok At which point I ran to work. In advance I am sorry CI. I am also sorry to everyone who read this rubbish. I will try harder next time. Keep Smiling GWWICID (CI has all thgese optional fields that I dont have.. I dont know what to do) your thoughts? seed flower