10:16 p.m. | 2004-03-10
I Love My New Car. Not that it has anything to do with this entry, but I do have armrests in the driver�s seat. That�s very exciting to me, but probably not so much to you.
So, um� well I worked today. Of course. I was quite productive, which is good, but I didn't do anything that�s interesting. At best, what follows was the most exciting thing that happened today. (NewBoss:) (Stopping by our office.) Hey, VIP VIP (VV) is gonna drop by today, just to let you know. Oh and NOM? I heard there�s an opening over here. Just so you know, you�re not allowed to apply. Okay? (NOM:) Sure. Mind you, that was all in jest. Well, except the part about VV. (NB:) CI, can you relay that message to OMC? (CI:) Sure. (OMC:) (Appearing suddenly while NB was standing in the doorway). What? (CI:) You can�t apply for any other jobs, okay? (OMC:) Okay. (NB:) Not THAT, CI� about VV stopping by. (OMC:) I already know about that. (CI:) See, I was telling him what he hadn�t heard. Gossip travels faster than �rules�, ya know?
However, I have to admit that I hadn�t heard about VV. Apparently, I was busy working. Or, well, not tuned into the buzz. And later, I heard a ton of voices in the hall. OMC went to check it out and returned to report about it. Here�s that. (CI:) What was all that noise? Was that VV? (OMC:) I�m not sure if VV was there, but it was VV�s entourage. Now that I�ve seen an entourage, I want one. In fact, I think everyone should have one. There�s like 20 or 30 people waiting on you. Isn�t that the coolest thing? (CI:) I don�t think I�d want an entourage, but I�d like to have a driver. (OMC:) I don�t want a driver, because I like to drive, but I like that whole entourage thing. (CI:) Caviar dreams, OMC, caviar dreams. (OMC:) It�s NOT a dream, CI. It�s NOT. (CI:) I know, I know. You believe. That�s good. But, I�d suggest that you just set that entourage right on the shelf next to the plasma monitor you�ve been talking about.
Apparently though, VV is moving in across the hall. As is the entourage. And, well, most of OMC�s dreams. That�s as good as anyplace to store them, I suppose. I mean, OMC�s dreams, not VV and the entourage. Dreams you can store. VV�s and entourages� well, not so much.
your thoughts?
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