7:43 p.m. | 2002-08-29 Words to Live By. �Don�t ever fight with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.� (Source unknown, at least to me it�s unknown.) So how did I respond to the condescending and snarky comments I received from a pig today? With pure, unadulterated politeness. His response: silence. Sometimes less is more. Here�s what I could have said which would have been irrelevant to the conversation, inappropriate and just plain mean and juvenile, albeit true: �At least I can get laid.� After quick reflection on that whole incident, I went on with my life. I choose who rents space in my head and Mr. Pig is not a tenant of mine. your thoughts? seed flower