10:22 p.m. | 2002-09-25 Yes, I Updated Twice Tonight. I came home, I flipped on the TV, I was doing stuff. Whatever. I wasn�t paying attention to the TV. The new Millionaire show came on � the one with the chick host. This is what I heard the chick host say to the wife of the guy in the hot seat who was apparently the only soda jerk left in the US of A. (Mind you I�m paraphrasing here � I didn�t memorize this shit.) (Chick Host:) Do you like his sideburns because I do. (Wife:) Yes, I do. (Chick Host:) They don�t get in the way? (Wife:) No, not at all. I like them. Then, I BLUSHED. No one on TV blushed, but I did. Maybe my mind is in the gutter, but I was thinking about how sideburns could possibly get in the way. I mean, you wouldn�t trip over them, they wouldn�t block your car in the driveway and they wouldn�t knock over a crystal vase, so how would they get in the way? Then I blushed. Was it just me? your thoughts? seed flower