6:51 p.m. | 2002-12-04 Random Quips and Quotes. Quips: (GuyFriend:) My cell phone is so handy I think maybe I�ll have my landline disconnected. (CI:) What if your cell phone breaks? (GuyFriend:) Then people will have to communicate with my using either smoke signals or metaphors. (CI:) Metaphors? That could be quite challenging, albeit very interesting. (Friend:) Did I say �metaphors�? I meant semaphores. *** (Man:) We recommend that you change your transmission fluid also. That costs $99.99. (CI:) A hundred bucks to change my tranny fluid?! (Man:) Well, we have this special machine� (CI:) Does it suck the fluid out with a straw? I mean, please, a hundred bucks? How special could it be? Quotes: �What? His heart is not on his sleeve; his heart�s in his pants. God, the number of women he�s impregnated� he ought to be ashamed.� (Boss whispering her own commentary to me while we�re listening to a speech.) �She looks good in boots� for a man.� (Boss� Former Boss offering fashion commentary regarding a masculine-acting/looking woman colleague who is universally disliked for her cruelty to others.) �Oh look, I�m completely normal.� (Random Colleague after testing his knee reflexes with a small hammer.) your thoughts? seed flower