7:45 p.m. | 2003-02-11 Boyz In The �Hood. Today Boss� Former Boss and GuyFriend were downtown so they joined Boss, Colleague and I for lunch. Man, oh man, it�s been a too long since we�ve had a rip-roaring, food-spewing, guffawing lunch together. Unfortunately though, I got caught in the fray. This is that. (CI:) Ouch. (Said as Colleague accidentally moved his chair backwards while I was walking behind him.) (C:) Oh sorry Cruel-Irony, did I bang you? (CI:) Yeah. It�s okay though. (BFB:) What Colleague? You BANGED Cruel-Irony?! (Said loud enough for all lunch patrons to follow along.) (CI, C:) EEEWWW!!! (Everyone at the table:) (Laughing like hyenas.) Okay. This was one of those disturbing moments when you EEEWWW one of your friends as they�re EEEWWWing you because you�ve both now had this vision of having sex together. D.I.S.T.U.R.B.I.N.G. I mean, Colleague is a handsome man and all but 1) he�s married and 2) he�s like a brother to me. So, you�re like, �Oh, I�m sorry, I didn�t mean to EEEWWW you but, um yeah, EEEWWW." And then you think, �Hey did you just EEEWWW me in relation to bedding me? What�s wrong with bedding me? Uh, never mind. EEEWWW.� And, in good BFB fashion, he followed that up with this later. (BFB:) So Colleague, what�ve you been doing besides banging Cruel-Irony? (CI, C:) EEEWWW. Stop it, BFB!! However, BFB got a taste of his own medicine. He was cackling away when he changed Security Guard�s cell phone language, however, he wasn�t laughing so much when Security Guard reminded him that he knows French and easily changed it back. There was much more too, trust me. However, I�m not sure many people can handle an episode of BFB Unleashed. It was definitely a rip-roaring, food-spewing, guffawing lunch, just like the good old days. your thoughts? seed flower