4:23 p.m. | 2003-04-12 Feed Store Quips & Quotes. Quote: �Hey dude, give me back my broom. It�s my ride home today.� (Feed store employee to one of her co-workers.) Quip: (Feed Store Chick:) You want to shave my roommate�s dog? (Feed Store Dude:) What?! (Feed Store Chick:) You want to shave my roommate�s dog? (Feed Store Dude:) Oh, I thought you asked me if I wanted to shave your roommate. (Feed Store Chick:) No, no, no. Not her� her dog. He needs his ears shaved. (Feed Store Dude:) Your roommate? Yes. Her dog�s ears? No thanks. I don�t know what her roommate�s like, but her dog is an adorable yet HUGE bullmastiff that followed me all over the store. I certainly didn�t mind petting him but I wouldn�t want to shave his ears either. your thoughts? seed flower