7:11 p.m. | 2003-04-16 Apparently, I�m A �Fuck It� Girl. After work tonight, I was talking with an acquaintance (A) about a current issue that we�re both really mad about. This is how our conversation ended. (CI:) You know what really pissed me off? When that guy said we should be thankful that we�re being screwed over. (He used other words, of course.) (A:) Oh, I know! (CI:) What I really wanted to say was: �Fuck you AND the horse you rode up on. How about you get screwed over and see how much you fucking like it, you fucking bastard.� (A:) (Laughing hysterically.) I�m sorry, I just never pictured you as a �fuck it� girl! (CI:) Uh, sorry. I, um, have a gutter mouth sometimes. (A:) Oh, don�t apologize. I�m a �fuck it� girl too. It�s just that you don�t look like you�d even swear. And, earlier this week a gentleman pointed out that, when I get very excited or mad about something, I have a tendency to string whole sentences together with profanities which he finds utterly cute and endearing. He also pointed out that I continuously apologize while I continue swearing, and he finds that even cuter. It�s true too. Well, I don�t know about the cute and endearing part, but the apologizing as I go is true. It goes something like this. And, I usually say it all in one breath. �You know, they�re just dickin� around with us now. Oh, sorry. But, really, they don�t give a rat�s ass about us, those goddamn assholes. Sorry. They�re all just fucking bastards, you know. Sorry. But holy shit, who in the holy fuck do they think they are? Sorry.� Of course, in professional and/or public forums, the above sentence comes out more like this. �I�m not really familiar with this process, but it seems to me that if they say that they�re going to do something, I expect that they will do it. So I�m a little confused. Perhaps you could explain it to me again.� For the most part, I don�t swear when it�s inappropriate to do so, so I don�t really feel a need to stop. It�s one of my favorite vices. In other more wacky news, check this out. Rampant Wild Boar Surprises Couple in Bed Wednesday, April 16, 2003, 11:30am ET BERLIN (Reuters) - A rampaging wild boar wrecked an elderly German couple's afternoon nap when it broke into their house and leapt into bed with them before biting the man and fleeing, police said on Wednesday. "The boar expended considerable criminal energy in committing this act," said Ute Bort, spokeswoman for police in Minden-Luebbecke in western Germany. Eyewitnesses told police the boar crashed through the glass door of the apartment building at high speed in Espelkamp before ramming open the couple's front door and leaving a trail of its blood in the unscheduled tour of their ground-floor apartment. Police and local authorities conducted a search but gave up after no trace could be found of the errant swine, who they described as "of medium stature and build." The 71-year-old man was not seriously injured. I don�t know about you, but if a wild boar jumped in my bed and bit me while I was napping, I�d have a few choice words to say about that. I bet they did too. your thoughts? seed flower