12:21 a.m. | 2003-12-27 I�m Not Such A Good Pirate. Imagine That. Oh lordy, am I feeling the pain of countless sword fights with LittleNephew and the bruises where he smacked me with his plastic weapon. Thank goodness it wasn�t a real sword. Or a baseball bat. Those three-year-olds can do some real damage. And, keeping one eye closed while dueling? Great pirate move, but not a great tactic when it comes to strategy. Just to repeat myself, I am feeling the pain. That�s why kids are so darn cute. It spares their life sometimes, you know? your thoughts? seed flower