7:01 p.m. | 2002-12-23
Rain Man. I pulled in my driveway tonight only to see one of my neighbors washing one of their cars. In the dark. When it�s all cold, windy and messy outside. I thought it was rather odd, but to each his own and all. Here�s that. (CI:) You know that you�re gonna make it rain, right? (Neighbor:) I�m just washing off all the bird shit. (CI:) Yeah, the birds have been pretty bad lately. (Neighbor:) There�s bird shit all over� (sweeping his arm in a grand gesture over their car). (CI:) Yeah, I know. (Neighbor:) And, yes, I do know I�m gonna make it rain. (CI:) Well okay, just as long as you know you�re messing with the weather, that�s what counts. You bet your ass I�ll be cussing him tomorrow. Damn Rain Man.
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